theonion:

"Do you understand me? I’m fucking everywhere now because you ballbags can’t get enough quaint jar action."

theonion:

"Do you understand me? I’m fucking everywhere now because you ballbags can’t get enough quaint jar action."

actualsurana:

seductressslutty:

coelasquid:

jakewhyman:

flacodev:

inkystars:

birdbrainblue:

castleoflions:

bitch-pudding:

milesjai:

OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.

SHIT

I’M

WHEEZING 

I DIDN’T EVEN SUSPECT THAT OR SEE THAT COMING OH MY FUCKING GOD

You need to see it.

image

oh my god

IT’S BACK

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Natalie Dormer + tumblr text posts

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I’m so excited to go see him again on Thursday!  And to read The Magician’s Land, of course.

Also, I guess I have to read The Chronicles of Amber since I’ve read and liked all of his other suggestions.

I had totally forgotten about this guy and how smart and funny he is.  So good.

tedkordisanasshole:

I found this great blog today and had to share it :D 

Refashionista is an amazing seamstress who refashions awful thrift-store finds into new clothes and some of these results are so amazing?? Check her out! :D

I bet if you made a sci-fi show starring Anna Torv and Tatiana Maslany you wouldn’t even need any other actors or actresses—they could just play half a dozen characters each and make them each of them entirely distinct.

durnesque-esque:

ianpatrickgibb:

For all you Les Mis fans out there!  I give you “EXTRA DAY!” (ONE DAY MORE) 

This is pretty hilarious!  Would love to see some of these in the actual show!

kyliesparks27:

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

Frozen took a really, really dark turn.

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